DON’T DO THIS.
This is not sexy. Rolling your hips is how you break a man’s dick.
Please stop posting the “Mayans didn’t know about leap years” meme. We’re all smarter than this.
DON’T DO THIS.
This is not sexy. Rolling your hips is how you break a man’s dick.
Introducing Anthony to Bound. “It’s a noir film by the Wachowski brother…and sister…starring the voice of Chucky’s wife, ‘Old Titties’ from Showgirls, and that dick from The Matrix. And there’s fisting!”
Nobody ever wants to read about boring people trying to be normal.
Texts From Mom: Charging phone again but mow wzchong Archer and the removalof the eggplant dildo from Silvio Berlezconi’s ass but the mother did Not kill him.
It may be the sake, but I had to Google Silvio Berlezconi to make sure that they weren’t in Jersey and locked in my mother’s basement.
Someday, someone explain to me how it is possible that people can want to kill someone for what they do behind closed doors, but put people like this on TV.
And $10 says they are, or were at one time, married.
Watching this, I am having a flashback of the first time I did acid and a dashboard bobble-head spoke to me.
